Wing Commander Tom lays down the law, Boris and Nigel arrive at Number Ten to negotiate the peace treaty between Oxford and Cambridge and Tony Blair gets what’s coming to him. WARNING – this episode contains a troubling sex scene that no one would ever want to envisage but is, unfortunately, essential to the plot. … More Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part Two
The Prime Minister and Boris, King of Oxford have agreed to discuss a peace treaty and thereby forego the impending war between their two empires. However, duplicitous Cabinet Secretary Sir Edd Evans-Morley has other ideas…
In a post-Brexit, pre-dystopian Britain, the traditional political system has collapsed and Oxford and Cambridge are on the verge of war. Cambridge have captured ex-Prime Minister and notorious warmonger Tony Blair and tied him to a chair in the kitchen. Door-to-door duster salesman and occasional spy Nigel Farage has just returned from his mission to … More Meanwhile, In Oxford…
“There’s no need to look so bloody smug, you curly haired bastard.” But the Chancellor was wasting his breath. The Cabinet Secretary’s default setting was smug and the unexpected turn of events this afternoon had given him good reason to be. “This will put an end to any idea of that ridiculous peace treaty,” mused … More The Butler Did It?
Wing Commander Tom flung his immaculately tailored jacket to the floor and brandished his handgun from within his waistcoat. “I’ve been waiting for you to give that order for so very long, ma’am,” said Tom, checking the magazine. Lucy was not only breathless from the impact of seeing the Wing Commander in slightly fewer clothes, … More Boris Has A Plan (Cripes!)
Who Shot Tony Blair? 