The Prime Minister’s Christmas Message
December 20, 2016
Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! With love from us all at Number Ten Downing Street, Cambridge
Month: December 2016
Perspective Of Truth
December 15, 2016
Chancellor of the Exchequer Ian Risk and Nigel Farage were sat at the kitchen table, having a good go at the bottle of sherry scavenged by Nigel, when they were joined by a jubilant King Boris and slightly compunctious Snetterton. Boris slapped his thigh. “Bally-ho! There’s something very arousing about thrashing one’s butler, wouldn’t you … More Perspective Of Truth
Boris Makes An Apology
December 13, 2016
In the early eighties Jonah Lewie assured us that you would always find him in the kitchen at parties. Had he been at Number Ten, however, he would have kept well out of the way of the kitchen and we would have been denied an important part of musical history. Honestly, the things that go … More Boris Makes An Apology
An Improper Use Of A Pantry
December 8, 2016
“Do you promise you won’t tell anyone?” An anxious Mumsie looked up into the flushed face of Boris’ butler, Snetterton. The face she had, for the last ten minutes, been kissing quite indecently. “Never a soul, my lady,” replied Snetterton, with uncharacteristic vigour. “But… don’t you think the Prime Minister has a right to know?” … More An Improper Use Of A Pantry
Garden Party
December 6, 2016
The Prime Minister had never really mastered the art of ‘nonchalant’. Even before she became Prime Minister, Lucy always possessed a self-evident air of overt obviousness. She was by and large quite boisterous, but even when she was being very quiet, you knew she was there. This was quite at odds with almost everyone else … More Garden Party
