In the early eighties Jonah Lewie assured us that you would always find him in the kitchen at parties. Had he been at Number Ten, however, he would have kept well out of the way of the kitchen and we would have been denied an important part of musical history. Honestly, the things that go … More Boris Makes An Apology
Minister for Good Ideas & Gin Dr Samantha Martens was not, as a rule, a nervous person. But right now, Wing Commander Tom was making her nervous. She couldn’t quite fathom how a man who kept his face covered with his hat was able to convey quite such a threatening demeanour. But then, the events … More Wing Commander Tom Reveals His Plan
**This post concerns themes of an adult nature -and also politicians – therefore should not be read by anyone of a delicate disposition and especially not by my mum** Wing Commander Tom was an imposing sight with his fedora pulled low over his face and the line of his perfect blue suit spoiled only by the … More Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part Two
“Another drink, Sir?” Boris, King of Oxford didn’t look like he needed another drink. He reclined in awkward repose upon a blue velvet 18th century chaise longue, resplendent in a silk Japanese robe and little else. Except for the crown, of course. One must not forget the crown. Boris never did. He turned his head … More Meanwhile, In Oxford…
Who Shot Tony Blair? 