Dr Samantha Martens, Minister for Good Ideas & Gin, was having a good idea. The good idea was to drink gin. This was a good idea for several reasons. Reason one – the first batch of Cambridge Special Damson Gin, lovingly produced by the fair hand of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, was about to … More Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part One
“Another drink, Sir?” Boris, King of Oxford didn’t look like he needed another drink. He reclined in awkward repose upon a blue velvet 18th century chaise longue, resplendent in a silk Japanese robe and little else. Except for the crown, of course. One must not forget the crown. Boris never did. He turned his head … More Meanwhile, In Oxford…
The recent developments to the Kitchen Situation – helpfully labelled the Suitcase Situation – certainly warranted an urgent Cabinet meeting. Sitting in the dashingly furnished Cabinet Office, accidental Prime Minister Lucy Wastell was in fact somewhat grateful that such exigent ameliorations presented themselves when they did. The earlier commotion had disturbed the slumbering Tony Blair, who … More Complicated Things
The kitchen is filled with the obnoxious stench of something unearthly and an ominous hush. The Deputy Prime Minister sits on high among the saucepans, surveying the scene before him with some ferocity. And it is indeed an odd scene, even in these strange times. “Terry!” hisses Lucy. “Get down from there!” Lucy has had … More Terrorist In A Trilby
Wow. This carpet is incredible. I can feel it through my shoes. And these are bloody good shoes. Pacing the floor of what used to be the director’s boardroom is Lucy Wastell, the accidental Prime Minister of East Anglia. Election by lottery was an unusual and unexpected Government-forming method following the reformation of the United … More The Kitchen Situation
Who Shot Tony Blair? 