“Everyone just stop for a moment!” Minister for Good Ideas & Gin Dr Samantha Martens strode into the centre of the pantry, stern palm aloft and a determined expression on her face. “Thank god,” the Prime Minister whispered to Boris, King of Oxford. “She must’ve had a Good Idea.” “I’ll bet you a shiny farthing … More My Mum Shot Tony Blair
“There’s no need to look so bloody smug, you curly haired bastard.” But the Chancellor was wasting his breath. The Cabinet Secretary’s default setting was smug and the unexpected turn of events this afternoon had given him good reason to be. “This will put an end to any idea of that ridiculous peace treaty,” mused … More The Butler Did It?
Wing Commander Tom flung his immaculately tailored jacket to the floor and brandished his handgun from within his waistcoat. “I’ve been waiting for you to give that order for so very long, ma’am,” said Tom, checking the magazine. Lucy was not only breathless from the impact of seeing the Wing Commander in slightly fewer clothes, … More Boris Has A Plan (Cripes!)
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**This post concerns themes of an adult nature -and also politicians – therefore should not be read by anyone of a delicate disposition and especially not by my mum** Wing Commander Tom was an imposing sight with his fedora pulled low over his face and the line of his perfect blue suit spoiled only by the … More Death & Sex In Downing Street – Part Two