In a post-Brexit, pre-dystopian Britain, the traditional political system has collapsed and Oxford and Cambridge are on the verge of war. Cambridge have captured ex-Prime Minister and notorious warmonger Tony Blair and tied him to a chair in the kitchen. Door-to-door duster salesman and occasional spy Nigel Farage has just returned from his mission to gain information on Cambridge’s plan, to report back to his master Boris, King of Oxford…
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Who Shot Tony Blair? 
yeay!!
I love it!!
I like having stories read to me!!
I am glad to see (remember) that Boris was even trouserless in his first appearance in the story 😀
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Thank you!! This was fun to do. But I was stuck with the Boris voice for a whole day, after this. It’s still there a bit now, actually. I’ve got trouser on, though. I promise you!! 😀
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hahaha…
Its a problem…I sometimes find myself speaking like Lutra Longwhiskers…
I am glad you have trousers on…can’t have you adopting Oxfordian behaviors just because you are channeling your inner Boris!
Channeling your inner Boris sounds wrong…don’t do that O_O
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Oh my god – no one channel their inner Boris! If anyone has an inner Boris, keep him inside where he belongs!! Hang on, that sounds a bit wrong, too…
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I don’t want an inner Boris…
No Boris in me at all
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this is what Who Shot Tony Blair does to us!! we have only been back in that world for five minutes!!
(you have probably been there longer mind you…)
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Hahahaha! I know!! It really does have that effect! It’s just so naughty! I blame Mumsie, quite frankly. She should really be keeping an eye on these things!
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She most certainly should!!
We need a minister for the defence of virtue!!
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I pity the poor soul who take on that role, I tell you…
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Yes! It would be a thankless never ending job…
I suspect they would ultimately fail and join in the naughtiness 😀
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I suspect so. Perhaps Minister for Damage Limitation would be a better Cabinet role!!
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I think that is a vital role within any government!!
Especially ours!
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Especially ours!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂🤣🤣
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Y’know, I started out thinking you wrote fiction.
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Fiction seems to make more sense than the truth these days!
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I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.
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